"I like Ringo Starr and his rascal looks."

loveslash @ 2008-09-10T18:03:00

2008-09-11T00:04:58Z

ATTENTION!
I've changed my user name, gotten a new account blah blah..
I'll be putting all my fics on my new account hopefully, or maybe not. Depends :)

here's where you can find me now mouthpeace

ADD ME OK? OR I'LL MISS YOU GUYS.

Debauchery.

2008-09-04T02:01:20Z

First day of school. How nice.
(Technically speaking, which I am not, it is the second day of school, seeing as we only had like, a two hour day yesterday.)

On with the show.

I start out my day by sharing my locker with two other people. Imagine my surprise when I open my locker door to find the belongings of some firecrotch with an attitude. Oh yes, I was not a happy camper.

Either way, I got it resolved =D

How was YOUR first (or second, if you want to be picky) day of school?
Yeah, I'm talking to you.

Mine was complete debauchery, hence the title. I got asked to stay behind after class because I whacked my chum on the head with rolled up paper. Crazy teachers and their crazy ways.

Well, if you've actually taken the time to read this far, you deserve a gift basket. One that I most definitely do not have to give you, but I send my thoughts anyways.

Quitting while I'm ahead,
Delaney, peace.

HAAAYLOOK.

2008-09-03T23:07:03Z

Okay, so I got myself a FOE account.
I need friends now :)

bedpeace is the name.

This is probably completely unnecessary.

2008-08-26T20:50:25Z

Well, I don't really post that often, but I've been inspired to write a little something something thanks to my pal metallic_etoile. Yeah that's right. This is your fault.

Anyways, nothing really super interesting has gone on of late, except I got some new glasses that I'm fairly proud of. Oh yeah, earlier this summer I went to Honduras, which blew my fucking face off.

And I just got back from science camp (Yeah, that science camp, my beautiful Kreb.) It was pretty cool, but they said I should be a lawyer 'cause I kept interrupting the judge with my comments. Here's how the case went down:

Judge: I found I couldn't really follow your presentation, it was like, Don Silverman's name came up once, then BAM, he's dead.

Me: I'm sure he felt that way too.

Judge: *sigh* I'm not going to win, am I?

Counsellors: *snicker*

Me: *facepalm*

Yeah, so that's how I made a lasting impression on University faculty.

I'm fairly sure not many people are going to read this, but what the hell. I'm enjoying myself. Maybe I should do this on a regular basis, force Rhianne to read them, and then e-mail each other about it because we have no lives.

Don't be mad at me for saying that, cause we both know it's true.

I'm going to quit while I'm ahead...

Peace,
D-LAAAY.

WHAAAT

2008-06-15T21:20:39Z

Okay, I officially need to know what this whole 'Team Jon' 'Team Ryan' etc etc thing is about.

It's driving me fucking crazy.
Help.

MEME XD

2008-06-11T21:51:44Z

I just stole this meme from blackeyedwicca
FUCKING HILARIOUS.

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TEH FURBUSHES. Stats

Formed:	11th June 2008
Split:	18th April 2014
Best Album:	‘Clenched Eyeing Isthmic Parapet Rainier’ 8/10 in the NME (Album of the Month October 2009.)
Best Single:	‘Elevator Coactor Foredone Cis’ 9/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 3rd December 2009.)
Records Sold:	2,898,199 in total (1,963,504 albums, 934,695 singles).
Reputation:	NME band
Groupies:	To call the_demiurges a slag is akin to calling Robert Mugabe a cunt with slight mental problems.
Other	Shortly after ‘Drooling Unshaped Archaise Novels Tumbril’s release in June 2008, loveslash received a death threat from the Pope who warmed them that if they released such unadultured shite in the future they would disappear in the night.

TEH FURBUSHES. Member Profiles

loveslash

loveslash sounds like a delicate cross between a recently castrated chicken and Johnny Rotten.

pulledtriggers</p>

Talentless was a word coined by our Lord Jesus Christ to encapsulate pulledtriggers as a whole.

discoanddessert

Constantly out of tune and rhythm, discoanddessert is definitely a candidate for ‘Best Two Fingered Bassist’ in

the music industry.

uriegasmz

uriegasmz’s beats are as regular as a teenage girl with a limescale coated washing machine drum for a womb.

rydenfan

rydenfan is to a keyboard what the Pope is to sexual liberty. A bastardin menace.

Single Releases

#	Title	Date
27	Deleaves Benders Fizgig	Jul 2008
26	Fatbird Campers Stalls Sulphone	Aug 2008
21	Ragbags Exact Schleps	Oct 2008
3	Elevator Coactor Foredone Cis	Dec 2009
1	Emptiers	Feb 2010
2	Scarey Puranas Treddle Rebeldom	Mar 2010
2	Scandent Socages Junior Overmany Loggings Skied	Jul 2011
12	Respread Tipstock Geekier	Sep 2011
7	Adjurors Shiner Excelled Graters Schooled Egis	Dec 2011
7	Mutine Caprine Darters	Jan 2012
14	Rollings	Feb 2013
17	Accept Quintins Bedbug Stime	Mar 2013
25	Drooling Unshaped Archaise Novels Tumbril	Jun 2013

Album Releases

#	Title	Date
39	Fords Stereoed Bregmate	Jun 2008
13	Clenched Eyeing Isthmic Parapet Rainier	Oct 2009
2	Geckos Plumbum	Jun 2011
15	Dinks Garbled Parridge	Jan 2013

northern ireland’s worst

Ohaai.

2008-05-05T22:19:20Z

Just wanted to say
KREB FTW.
ILY BB, IM ALWAYS HERE FOR YOOU.

LOLZ I HAD TOO.

2008-04-20T07:13:03Z

NAME MEME ( I stoled it from Demiurges ^^)

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
Louise Ralph >.<

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Paul Ralph DOOOD WHAAT..

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Kunde. It kinda sounds dirty...

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Green Zebra *flails*

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Deborah Edmonton. How very Canadian of me...

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Red Orangina!

SO GHEY WTH.

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Detz. Oh nice *rolls eyes*

8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Mint chocolate chip oatmeal raisin, bitcheeez!

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Neville 13th Ave!

10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Moon Flower (?) Nerds.

Definately not sexy at aaall...

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)

Sister Emerdale Way.

ROFL ROFL.

PATD on Video on Trial.

2008-03-24T22:25:25Z

Just gonna say, that there were some pretty funny parts.

"Hey. Check out the lead singers Man-gina."

But the best part was Trevor Boris's verdict.

"I sentence you to... finally add me on Facebook. *sad face* I've been trying for two years..." -Trevor Boris.

WE ROCK SO HARD.

2008-03-23T05:26:00Z

discoanddessert and myself have taken it upon ourselves to change everything we've ever known.

From now forth,we shall be known as:

THE TWO WHO BROUGHT COOLNESS TO AN INCOMPREHENSIBLE LEVEL, IN SHERLOCK HOLMES COSTUMES.

AND THIS ALL HAPPENED IN MARCH, NONE THE LESS!

(For all those out of the loop, March is not Sherlock Season, so this is a remarkable feat.)

Just thought you guys should know... ;P

OMG.

2008-03-18T20:51:01Z

HAHAH A.

I was on MTV's the leak, listening to Pretty.Odd. , while I was also reading the artist's bio.

While reading, I found this, and squeed loudly.
My cat's almost had a heart attack.

"This time around, the reticent Ross, who prefers to be out of the spotlight as he composes words for his more flamboyant partner, singer Brendon Urie, has a better idea of what he wants to express."

D:

2008-03-16T15:41:26Z

I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON!

Whenever I post a fic into slashatthedisco, it doesn't get posted until I do it a second time, and I'm not getting any e-mail confirmation or rejection letter either...

I'm so confused.

HEEEEELP.

AAAAAAAAAH

2008-03-06T01:14:24Z

OH GOD.
I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK.

I turned on my laptop today to check LJ, and it was all like
I BE INFECTED SAAAAVE MEEE!

I freaked.
BUT, I got it all fixed.
I was afraid I might have lost on my stories and everything :O
But I didn't.
And more may be coming soon, in case anyone wants to know ;)

ohyeeaaah

2008-02-19T23:34:27Z

THREE CHEERS FOR 16TH BIRTHDAAAAY.
AND GETTING A LAPTOOOOP!
TO READ SLASH IN PEACE!

Whom exactly, makes my day the best. Ever.

2008-02-13T03:43:41Z

Pick 10 people and give them the "you make my day" award. If you're picked, you are charged with picking 10 of your own.

blackeyedwiccaThe one and only! Totally stoked that I'm her personal french assistant. ;)
youhadmeatryden Ok, so I haven't really had the honor of really speaking to you aside from comments, but I really dig your stories. :)
brennybear19
My twin! We were sperated at birth to prevent world domination. PANIC-ETTES FO LYYYYYFE.

Ehem...Well, since I don't really have a ton of friends on LJ, aside from those mentioned above (WHO FUCKING ROCK, might I add) I'm gonna add a few outsiders, I hope no one minds.

Amy
Thea
Ye Hoon
Nicole
Heidi
Blaire
Mackenzie

FTW.

2008-02-12T03:58:57Z

AMANDA+DELANEY= PANIC-ETTES.

It's cool.
It's crazy.
It's possibly the greatest thing to have graced this very planet.

...

Except maybe Brendon.

You know that you feel it too.

2008-02-12T00:26:44Z

OKAY.
If you haven't watched Nine in the afternoon yet, you haven't lived.

When you watch it, make sure you notice the Ryden action going on, AND how when Ryan wakes up, it's like he definately knows how good looking he is.

GO NOW!
WATCH!
BE ASTONISHED.

P.S. I love Brendon and his Brendon-esque-ness, more than anything.
Ever.

OHYEAH.

2008-02-03T20:11:30Z

Who's the frenchinator?

I IS TEH FRENCHINATOR.

YAY!

2008-01-30T19:27:53Z

PROVINCIALS ARE DOOOOONE!!!

Calgary here I come :)

Phewf.

2008-01-29T17:31:57Z

One down and one to go.

Today was my english exam, and it went okay... surprisingly enough.

It was awkward, because some of us got done so fast, and it was like... are we allowed to go?

Cause if I get up, and someone's like: "Sit yo' punk ass down!" I'm gonna be really embarrased.

But, all is well that ends well.

Ohai.

2008-01-29T01:05:22Z

HOOOOOEBOY.

Tomorrow morning (AKA doom's day) is the day of my first provincial exam.

Shit.

I left my books at school, haven't even thought about studying, yet I still seem to be pulling off a grade that is remarkably decent. Whilst other people are stressing out and studying their asses off, I sit at the computer in my dining room (Which is why I want a laptop SOOOO bad), surfing LJ, reading super stories and wasting my life away on Facebook.

Facebook is the new Cocain, in case anyone was wondering.

In other news, my cats are retarded, but I love them anyways.
My best friend is just as addicted to slash as I am...although we like different pairings...

Not that you probably really care.

Does anyone actually read these? I know I read other peoples, but do they read mine?

That's a good question.

If you read this let me know, I imagine we can be swell chums.

LOLZ :3

Slow dancing in a burning room.

2008-01-27T23:05:35Z

Well, it's been a while since I posted.

It's been busy this weekend, and this coming week I have provincials (which I haven't studied for...).

But really, what are provincials even for?

ANYWAYS.

I saw Cloverfield, and I almost crapped my pants.

It's soooo scary.

With all the alien guys and the exploding and the suspense...

Go see it. It's an amazing cinematic experience.

Writer's Block: Inspiring

2008-01-24T00:03:40Z

What inspires you to create?

View 178 Answers

Music is definately a big inspiration to me.

I have never in my life been so disgusted.

2008-01-23T22:51:23Z

What the fuck is wrong with people?
Picketing the funeral of a straight man, who was brave enough to play the role of a gay man?
Not even that, he was a human being! He had a daughter, and he was only 28 years old.

I'm so fucking disgusted.

(credit for finding the photo goes to blackeyedwicca)

OMGWTFNOOOO.

2008-01-23T02:46:37Z

NOOOOO.
Heath Ledger died?!
That's so awful :( :( :(
I can't even believe it.

R.I.P. :(